Sent: 2/22/2009 23:40:53

Yes, Slab man, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly!

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. It was a woman who drove me to drink and I never got the chance to thank her. She was very beautiful!!! But again...Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

But wait, there's more!

Hey @#$%...do ya think I m drunk??? Common......I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

Anyway...I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not... :)

SwinDrinkClub would like to remind members of responsible drinking.